{"id":1661,"date":"2013-08-13T07:38:30","date_gmt":"2013-08-13T11:38:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/auchtoon.2gtech.com\/?p=1661"},"modified":"2013-08-13T07:40:18","modified_gmt":"2013-08-13T11:40:18","slug":"as-a-fast-food-worker-i-understand-your-advise-but","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/?p=1661","title":{"rendered":"As a Fast-Food Worker, I Understand Your Advise, but&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/auchtoon.2gtech.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/MLMG080.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1662\" alt=\"As a Fast-Food Worker, I Understand Your Advise, but...\" src=\"http:\/\/auchtoon.2gtech.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/MLMG080.jpg\" width=\"560\" height=\"392\" srcset=\"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/MLMG080.jpg 560w, http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/MLMG080-300x210.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/auchtoon.2gdata.com\/?art=\/2013\/08\/MLMG080.jpg&amp;name=As a Fast-Food Worker, I Understand Your Advise, but...\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/auchtoon.2gtech.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/buy.png\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Originally published in the <em>Ann Arbor News, Bay City Times, Flint Journal, Grand Rapids Press, Jackson Citizen Patriot, Kalamazoo Gazette, Muskegon Chronicle, Saginaw News<br \/>\n<\/em>August 11, 2013<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">As a former fast-food worker who did find something better, I feel justified in using this old pet peeve: perfectly capable people on perfectly lovely days idling away in the drive-thru line. It may also have something to do with the fact that I could never hear clearly what people were saying over the lousy speaker system, so I would get their order screwed up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Originally published in the Ann Arbor News, Bay City Times, Flint Journal, Grand Rapids Press, Jackson Citizen Patriot, Kalamazoo Gazette, Muskegon Chronicle, Saginaw News August 11, 2013 As a former fast-food worker who did find something better, I feel justified in using this old pet peeve: perfectly capable people on perfectly lovely days idling away [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1661","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mlive-media-group"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1661","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1661"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1661\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1666,"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1661\/revisions\/1666"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}