{"id":2482,"date":"2016-07-01T05:45:13","date_gmt":"2016-07-01T09:45:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/auchtoon.2gtech.com\/?p=2482"},"modified":"2016-07-01T05:45:13","modified_gmt":"2016-07-01T09:45:13","slug":"fourth-of-july-explained","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/?p=2482","title":{"rendered":"Fourth of July \u2014 Explained"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/auchtoon.2gtech.com\/?attachment_id=2483\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2483\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2483\" src=\"http:\/\/auchtoon.2gtech.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/JPA041.jpg\" alt=\"Fourth of July \u2014 Explained\" width=\"560\" height=\"418\" srcset=\"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/JPA041.jpg 560w, http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/JPA041-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/auchtoon.2gdata.com\/?art=\/2016\/06\/JPA041.jpg&amp;name=Fourth of July \u2014 Explained...\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/auchtoon.2gtech.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/buy.png\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I was trying to work up some righteous indignation about Michigan&#8217;s fireworks laws and the decision in 2011 to allow in-state sales of the loud, semi-dangerous variety. Maybe it was being awoken at 1:00AM Tuesday by somebody\u2019s sudden need to express their patriotism very close to my bedroom window. Maybe it\u2019s the messes left in the park and cemetery next to my house by people who apparently don\u2019t like to explode things on their own property. Maybe I&#8217;ve begun my official decent into grumpy old manhood. I dunno. It&#8217;s hard to tell \u2014 I&#8217;m still kinda sleep deprived.<\/p>\n<p>Whatever the case, I couldn\u2019t seem to sustain a good righteousness or indignation. Truth is, I\u2019ve done my fair share of setting off \u201cChinese explosives of questionable legality.\u201d Not recently, but certainly in younger days. (I bonded with my eventual brothers-in-law by repeatedly strapping a hapless plastic army soldier we called Fritz to bottle rockets.) And fireworks are only the surface of a very deep pile of stupid things I\u2019ve done.<\/p>\n<p>I think that\u2019s the thought that stopped me: We live in a free country, but freedom doesn&#8217;t necessarily align with smart.<\/p>\n<p>So I wish you all a happy and safe Independence Day! We are all free to decide our own level of stupid (but let&#8217;s try to keep it to a minimum).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was trying to work up some righteous indignation about Michigan&#8217;s fireworks laws and the decision in 2011 to allow in-state sales of the loud, semi-dangerous variety. Maybe it was being awoken at 1:00AM Tuesday by somebody\u2019s sudden need to express their patriotism very close to my bedroom window. Maybe it\u2019s the messes left in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,10,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-andrewheller-com","category-editorial-cartoon","category-michiganradio-org"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2482"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2482\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2484,"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2482\/revisions\/2484"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}