{"id":2790,"date":"2017-09-22T08:55:34","date_gmt":"2017-09-22T12:55:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/auchtoon.2gtech.com\/?p=2790"},"modified":"2017-09-22T08:55:34","modified_gmt":"2017-09-22T12:55:34","slug":"the-perfect-candidate-for-governor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/?p=2790","title":{"rendered":"The Perfect Candidate for Governor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/auchtoon.2gtech.com\/?attachment_id=2791\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2791\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2791\" src=\"http:\/\/auchtoon.2gtech.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/JPA103.jpg\" alt=\"The Perfect Candidate for Governor\" width=\"560\" height=\"415\" srcset=\"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/JPA103.jpg 560w, http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/JPA103-300x222.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/auchtoon.2gdata.com\/?art=\/2017\/09\/JPA103.jpg&amp;name=The Perfect Candidate for Governor...\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/auchtoon.2gtech.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/buy.png\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A few years ago, an episode of the TV sitcom &#8220;Parks and Recreation&#8221; featured a character, Congressman Dave Murray. He was a handsome, congenial politician who would perform perfectly everything his handlers asked of him \u2014 without question and without controversy.<\/p>\n<p>Even better, when he wasn&#8217;t shaking hands or talking into a camera, he&#8217;d go off into a room and sit staring off into the distance waiting for his next assignment. The regular characters (who were from the Midwest) were aghast. But the Congressman&#8217;s Washington DC advisors didn&#8217;t care if he might in fact be a robot; he was the perfect political candidate. I thought it was a brilliant piece of political satire.<\/p>\n<p>Cut to Bill Schuette announcing his run for governor of Michigan. While the Attorney General definitely has a mind of his own, his insistence on calling himself the &#8220;jobs governor&#8221; portends a candidacy where he does not plan to use it. What does &#8220;jobs governor&#8221; even mean? I don&#8217;t know, but it sounds nice, and it&#8217;s catchy. (See? He made me repeat it.)<\/p>\n<p>Cut to a <a href=\"http:\/\/michiganradio.org\/post\/schuette-asked-whether-commission-can-add-lgbt-protections\">story on Michigan Radio last week<\/a>. The Michigan Civil Rights Commission was about to adopt a proposal on allowing protections to be applied to LGBT people in sex discrimination cases. At the eleventh hour, the attorney general&#8217;s office stopped the process saying it was a matter for the Legislature (after earlier declining to offer a legal opinion). That reveals something about the character and intentions of candidate Bill Schuette.<\/p>\n<p>I wouldn&#8217;t have known about this if not for Michigan Radio. Certain candidates are happy to hide in their script \u2014 journalism reveals their character and intentions. I know the fall membership drive is over, but it bears repeating: This is why we need responsible journalism. (And political satire is nice, too.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few years ago, an episode of the TV sitcom &#8220;Parks and Recreation&#8221; featured a character, Congressman Dave Murray. He was a handsome, congenial politician who would perform perfectly everything his handlers asked of him \u2014 without question and without controversy. Even better, when he wasn&#8217;t shaking hands or talking into a camera, he&#8217;d go [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,10,13,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-andrewheller-com","category-editorial-cartoon","category-michiganpress-org","category-michiganradio-org"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2790"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2790\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2794,"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2790\/revisions\/2794"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}