{"id":3138,"date":"2018-11-16T08:17:08","date_gmt":"2018-11-16T13:17:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/?p=3138"},"modified":"2018-11-16T08:17:08","modified_gmt":"2018-11-16T13:17:08","slug":"its-the-most-wonderful-time-every-two-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/?p=3138","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s the Most Wonderful Time Every Two Years!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/?attachment_id=3139\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3139\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3139\" src=\"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/JPA163_fixed.jpg\" alt=\"It's the Most Wonderful Time Every Two Years!\" width=\"560\" height=\"408\" srcset=\"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/JPA163_fixed.jpg 560w, http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/JPA163_fixed-300x219.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/auchtoon.2gdata.com\/?art=\/2018\/11\/JPA163_fixed.jpg&amp;name=It's the Most Wonderful Time Every Two Years!...\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/auchtoon.2gtech.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/buy.png\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I apologize to all of you who now have &#8220;It&#8217;s the Most Wonderful Time of Year&#8221; stuck in your head. It is, of course, inevitable that this would happen at some point during the holiday season. But especially cruel to have it happen before its official start. My bad.<\/p>\n<p>It could be worse, though. I could have rewritten the lyrics for &#8220;The Little Drummer Boy&#8221; instead.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I would like also to apologize to all of you who now have &#8220;The Little Drummer Boy&#8221; stuck in your head.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I apologize to all of you who now have &#8220;It&#8217;s the Most Wonderful Time of Year&#8221; stuck in your head. It is, of course, inevitable that this would happen at some point during the holiday season. But especially cruel to have it happen before its official start. My bad. It could be worse, though. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,10,13,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-andrewheller-com","category-editorial-cartoon","category-michiganpress-org","category-michiganradio-org"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3138"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3142,"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3138\/revisions\/3142"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}