{"id":415,"date":"2009-11-25T08:38:28","date_gmt":"2009-11-25T13:38:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/auchtoon.2gtech.com\/blog\/?p=415"},"modified":"2009-11-25T08:38:28","modified_gmt":"2009-11-25T13:38:28","slug":"treating-budget-cuts-with-salt-and-lemon-juice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/?p=415","title":{"rendered":"Treating Budget Cuts with Salt and Lemon Juice&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-414\" title=\"GRBJ0734\" src=\"http:\/\/auchtoon.2gtech.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/GRBJ07341.gif\" alt=\"GRBJ0734\" width=\"560\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/GRBJ07341.gif 560w, http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/GRBJ07341-300x200.gif 300w, http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/GRBJ07341-448x300.gif 448w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Originally published in the <em>Grand Rapids Business Journal<\/em>, November 16, 2009<\/p>\n<p>Of course the origins of many of ideas can be traced back to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0093779\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Princess Bride<\/a>. Here&#8217;s where this cartoon started to germinate:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Inigo Montoya:<\/strong> Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?<br \/>\n<strong>Miracle Max:<\/strong> The King&#8217;s stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you&#8217;re at it, why don&#8217;t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We&#8217;re closed.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Have a happy and safe Thanksgiving everyone!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Originally published in the Grand Rapids Business Journal, November 16, 2009 Of course the origins of many of ideas can be traced back to The Princess Bride. Here&#8217;s where this cartoon started to germinate: Inigo Montoya: Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years? Miracle Max: The King&#8217;s stinking son [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grand-rapids-business-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=415"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}