{"id":65,"date":"2006-11-28T12:11:50","date_gmt":"2006-11-28T16:11:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/auchtoon.2gtech.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/28\/i%e2%80%99m-so-glad-to-be-livin%e2%80%99-in-the-usa\/"},"modified":"2006-11-28T12:11:50","modified_gmt":"2006-11-28T16:11:50","slug":"im-so-glad-to-be-livin-in-the-usa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/?p=65","title":{"rendered":"I\u2019m So Glad to Be Livin\u2019 in the USA&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"GRBJ0575.gif\" alt=\"GRBJ0575.gif\" src=\"http:\/\/auchtoon.2gtech.com\/images\/grbj\/GRBJ0575.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Originally published in the <em>Grand Rapids Business Journal<\/em>, November 20, 2006<\/p>\n<p>So it&#8217;s kind of old news now, but in the gubernatorial election here in Michigan earlier this month, local boy Dick DeVos was trounced by incumbent Jennifer Granholm. What made this semi-timely news for a comic last week was the final tally of just how much money Mr. DeVos personally spent on his campaign &#8212; somewhere in the neighborhood of $35 million. Now this really isn&#8217;t a big deal considering that this is done all the time in America (Ross Perot, Michael Bloomberg, Peter Coors, for example). And let&#8217;s face it, $35 million to a billionaire scion like Mr. DeVos might just be like a rounding error in a checking account to you and me.<\/p>\n<p>But what made this comic-worthy for me was the fact that DeVos ran his campaign on the notion that a successful businessperson (which he is) would naturally make a successful governor (which I didn&#8217;t think was necessarily true). Still, okay, every candidate needs a message, a hook to get voters to listen. So in running as a businessperson, he essentially asked us to judge him on his business acumen. As it turns out, DeVos &#8212; especially in the final weeks of his campaign &#8212; abandoned any good business plan he might have had and was wildly trying to spend his way into a win. That&#8217;s called throwing money at problem, and I&#8217;ve seen it done enough to know that it&#8217;s not what a good businessperson does.<\/p>\n<p>As I was considering ways to rip into Mr. DeVos two things popped to mind that made the comic complete: First, it would be published during Thanksgiving week, some humility was in order. And second, a story I heard the late, great editorial cartoonist <a href=\"http:\/\/www.macnelly.com\/jeff_bio.html\">Jeff MacNelly<\/a>\u00a0tell 20 years ago at the Ford Presidential Museum in Grand Rapids:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I was invited to the White House, and I was standing in the reception line waiting to be introduced to President Ford and King Hussein of Jordon. Now it happens that the week before this state dinner I had done a particularly nasty cartoon about the president. So when I got to the head of the line, President Ford turns to Hussein and says, &#8216;King, this guy&#8217;s a cartoonist and he just did a great cartoon of me last week. He did me as a gorilla hanging upside down from a tree, dropping a banana.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hussein, of course, has some problems in his country. I mean, smoking grenades tend to roll under his desk with alarming regularity. As a result, he&#8217;s a pretty security-conscious kind of guy. And while we&#8217;re shaking hands, I can almost hear him thinking: one, what is this guy doing out of jail &#8212; and two, why aren&#8217;t there some Secret Service men between him and me?&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Originally published in the Grand Rapids Business Journal, November 20, 2006 So it&#8217;s kind of old news now, but in the gubernatorial election here in Michigan earlier this month, local boy Dick DeVos was trounced by incumbent Jennifer Granholm. 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