{"id":670,"date":"2010-08-13T11:29:13","date_gmt":"2010-08-13T16:29:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/auchtoon.2gtech.com\/blog\/?p=670"},"modified":"2010-08-13T11:29:13","modified_gmt":"2010-08-13T16:29:13","slug":"marxist-mexican-muslims-are-touching-my-blueberries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/?p=670","title":{"rendered":"Marxist Mexican Muslims Are Touching My Blueberries!&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/auchtoon.2gtech.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/GRPR024.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-671\" title=\"GRPR024.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/auchtoon.2gtech.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/GRPR024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"401\" srcset=\"http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/GRPR024.jpg 560w, http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/GRPR024-300x214.jpg 300w, http:\/\/auchtoon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/GRPR024-418x300.jpg 418w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Originally published in the <em>Grand Rapids Press<\/em>, August 7, 2010<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I feel like I come across as a know-it-all in my cartoons (this blog, too). For the record, I am keenly aware of the vastness of what I don\u2019t know. I am also aware that what may seem to be self-assurance is often simplification for the sake of a better comic. So I want to make clear that what I say in a cartoon is not necessarily what I feel to be the final word. I\u2019d rather provoke than preach.<\/p>\n<p>This week for example I chose to comment on the recent primary elections here in Michigan and how the immigration control became something of a hot topic. The one strong feeling I had was the oddity of it being a hot topic &#8212; Michigan isn\u2019t exactly attracting large numbers of immigrants these days, legal or illegal. A lot of seasonal workers come to Michigan to pick fruit, particularly in West Michigan, but we\u2019re not talking enormous numbers. Still, I appreciate that there are rules about how people can enter this country and the frustration with those who obviously are not following the rules.<\/p>\n<p>But that sort of nuanced consideration went out the door when I read a quote from my state representative, Dave Agema of Grandville. Agema is sponsoring <a title=\"Immigration Controls\" href=\"http:\/\/www.mlive.com\/business\/west-michigan\/index.ssf\/2010\/07\/is_farmworkers_challenge_for_l.html\" target=\"_blank\">legislation to tighten immigration controls <\/a>and put an interesting spin on the issue:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Agema said his proposed legislation doesn&#8217;t target Hispanics but all illegal immigrants. It would require state contractors to use an online verification system to prove their employees&#8217; names match their Social Security numbers, thus blocking illegal workers. &#8220;We have the largest concentration of Muslims in the state in the Dearborn area,&#8221; Agema said. &#8220;I know we have (sleeper) cells there. That is what I really want to get at.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That sort of locked up my gears. I want to believe Agema\u2019s intentions are good, but\u2026 What? Really? How did\u2026? I mean, is this\u2026? Wait, what was that again? Eventually all I could come up with was to slightly exaggerate what Agema said. (See first panel.)<\/p>\n<p>I felt like the cartoon needed more than that, and so here\u2019s another thing you should know: Sometimes my thinking isn\u2019t thinking at all &#8212; sometimes it\u2019s merely an absurd but amusing (to me, anyway) thought that happens to get loose. Say, like replacing illegal farm workers with athletic children.<\/p>\n<p>Next week: Less self-analysis<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Originally published in the Grand Rapids Press, August 7, 2010 Sometimes I feel like I come across as a know-it-all in my cartoons (this blog, too). For the record, I am keenly aware of the vastness of what I don\u2019t know. 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