Auchtoon!

Originally published in the Grand Rapids Press, September 10, 2011

Ah! You see here the span of my artistic abilities: the first panel, a fairly good concept left wanting for somebody with more patience and skills to properly execute it; the second panel, right in my wheelhouse for minimalist caricature. Mix it all in with deeply sarcastic commentary on Grandville’s own Dave Agema most recent effort to protect us righteous white people, and I give myself a solid “B”.

Originally published in the Grand Rapids Press, September 3, 2011

It seems the only words used when describing Dick Cheney are either “love” or “hate.” (A step up, I suppose, for what passes for public discourse these days, which is generally just “hate.”) For me, it’s “disappointment.” Cheney was an integral part of the Ford administration, and I guess I have always hoped some more of Gerald Ford would have rubbed off on him. You know, the part about being an intelligent, fair-minded, approachable, thoughtful person. (Same goes for Donald Rumsfeld.)
 
So Mr. Cheney has written a memoir and in the book he opines about the automaker bailouts, specifically General Motors. He didn’t write exactly what I have in the first panel — I rearranged the order — but they are all his words.

What bothered me was the hypocrisy. Not so much the Halliburton thing (let’s face it, that’s the low hanging fruit). More his shtick as a man above it all — that nobody else could possibly understand all that he knows and has experienced and so it is not worth his time to answer questions or be accountable. Which might just be true in a lot of areas, but seriously, what does Dick Cheney really know about the automotive industry? I would say very little if he claims to have been willing in 2008 to let it implode just to make an ideological point.

Originally published in the Grand Rapids Press, August 27, 2011

Still haven’t figured out from the GOP — am I supposed to hate government all the time or just when they tell me to?

Originally published in the Grand Rapids Press, August 20, 2011

Anybody get the Caddyshack reference?

Originally published in the Grand Rapids Press, August 13, 2011

Guess I was feeling a little nostalgic because I was just at my class reunion for Flint Powers High School last weekend, which, by the way, was a blast. One big benefit from having gone to high school in the late 70s/early 80s — the fashions and styles back then were absolutely horrible (think thick polyester and feathered haircuts). So now, even having aged slightly, I think it’s fair to say that we all look much, much better.

Also by comparison, the relationship between American automakers and the UAW are much better now. Back then there was a distinct and contentious divide between management and union, white and blue collar, suits and shop rats. And the cars were crappy. Now after a few near-death experiences, the working relationship has improved tremendously …and so have the cars. It’s not nearly as entertaining, and the full medical/dental/vision/pension/vacation sure was nice while it lasted, but the cars are better….

Originally published in the Grand Rapids Press, August 6, 2011

The proliferation of outlets for people’s opinions has had, I believe, a specific detrimental effect on editorial cartoons. With blogs and comment boards and talk radio/TV, more and more people can opine more strongly, more boldly, and with less editing, which pushes discourse to the extreme in order to stand out and be heard. Historically, editorial cartoons have used exaggeration to make their point. They are not intended to be taken at face value — they are often meant to be ridiculous and entertaining to reveal a truth by contrast. Unfortunately, I think more and more readers miss the exaggeration and assume pure advocacy.

So in this cartoon, for instance. I’m not saying all our country’s problems can be solved by reading books to kids. I’m simply saying that some of time spent going on and on about what is the best for “the future of the children” (re: the recent debt ceiling debate) could be much more effective by actually, you know, spending time with our children. (Note: The book the kid is holding is “Olivia” by Ian Falconer, which is one of my all-time favorites.)

Originally published in the Grand Rapids Press, July 30, 2011

An aggressive invasive species known as the Asian Carp has been threatening to enter the Great Lakes for some time now. They have worked their way up the Mississippi River system to the canals around Chicago that connect to Lake Michigan. Suggestions have been made to close these canals to prevent the Asian Carp from getting in and wreaking havoc with the commercial and sports fisheries of the Great Lakes. For now, electrified barriers are supposedly keeping them in check.
  
But every few months it seems that there is more DNA evidence that the Asian Carp are making it through. And every few months the various agencies and organizations that are involved seem to settle back to a position of “more study.” Which leads us to the cartoon….

Originally published in the Grand Rapids Press, July 23, 2011

Sad. I drew this comic 8 days ago, it was published 6 days ago, and it’s still perfectly fresh today….

Originally published in the Grand Rapids Press, July 16, 2011

Originally published in the Grand Rapids Press, July 9, 2011

Me trying to be clever with the “My Grand Rapids in six words” contest/social experiment, which itself is pretty clever. Check out http://www.mygr6.com/