Auchtoon!Mr. Fitzthrower and Ms. Pantybunches…
Originally published in the Grand Rapids Business Journal, August 24, 2009
Mr. Fitzthrower is a surly toe-cramp of a man who figured out the answer to everything 30 years ago and is just aching for somebody to express a view remotely to the contrary so he can unleash the pack of nonsensical expletives he kennels in his soul. Ms. Pantybunches is a rigid scanning-electron-microscope of a woman whose senses are entirely narrowed to detect that which she might take offense for the sole purpose of delivering her case for said offense in such excruciating detail that your internal organs race to escape through your ear canals. They meet, fall in love, and wacky hijinks ensue.
Anyway, that’s my idea for the next great American sitcom. What’s yours?
