Auchtoon!

Originally published in the Grand Rapids Business Journal, August 25, 2008

So yesterday, after an ugly, ugly reign of lies and race-baiting and unwarranted chutzpah and nepotism and sheer stupidity, the Mayor of Detroit, Kwame Kilpatrick, resigned. Off to jail he goes leaving a trail of destruction. You can check this excellent article in today’s Salon by Edward McClelland for persepective, but for those unfamiliar with the story I can summarize by saying this: After having Republican politicians go on an absolute tear these past few years with sex scandals and ham-fisted cover-ups, Kwame put the Democratic Party right back into contention with his superlative efforts. Kwame Kilpatrick is the clear leader for MVP — Most Vile Politician.

And now, a big shout out to traditional journalism: the Detroit Free Press — you da newspaper! It was the Freep that did the investigative groundwork that eventually brought Kilpatrick down. It was the old-school media doing the hard work and taking the chances. The TV reported and added nothing; the bloggers fumed and added nothing; the Internet aggregated and added nothing. Twas newsprint that saved the day. So go out and shake a reporter’s hand, thank an editor for showing some courage, and above all read a dang newspaper! Because the fact that there ain’t no Beijing Free Press has a lot to do with why those Chinese gymnasts will never have to give their gold medals back….

Originally published in the Grand Rapids Family magazine, August 2008

Originally published in the Grand Rapids Business Journal, August 18, 2008

I drew two comics for this issue of the Business Journal. This one and the one I posted last week. This is definitely the more “editorial” of the two, although even at that, it’s more “rah-rah” than biting political satire. To which I say, gimmie a break! It’s sweet summer, I was feeling all Olympicy, and the fact is that Michael Phelps did train at the University of Michigan. It’s not often “positive” and “Michigan” get anywhere near each other, so I won’t apologize. Especially with Lions football kicking off next month…

Originally published in the Grand Rapids Business Journal, August 18, 2008

Originally published in the Grand Rapids Business Journal, August 11, 2008

This one is a tribute to our cat, Cassaundra (aka, Poo!). I love her, and I think she loves me, but for 18 years now I get the distinct feeling she considers me a walking meat bag — a passably adequate servant who provides an occasional skritchin’, attends the litter box, and can be conveniently eaten if necessary.

Originally published in the Grand Rapids Business Journal, August 4, 2008

Okay, I will admit this is slightly strained, making a connection between Blackwater (a military consulting group) and FannieMae/FreddieMac (the psuedo-governmental mortgage banking whatever-they-ares). But it is true that both are benefiting by having the federal government throw bags of cash their way. And I’m not blaming them. Who refuses bags of cash? The other connection is the timeliness: Fan and Fred recently got bailed out and Erik Prince, founder/owner of Blackwater, is on a PR spin to manage Blackwater’s public perception — they are now a friendlier and more shiny with 50% less shooting people in the face. Prince is also a born and raised West Michigan guy, so the comic has that goin’ for it, which is nice.

Tune in next week when I tie together the Russian invasion of South Ossetia to rising Great Lake water levels. Weee!!!

Originally published in the Grand Rapids Family magazine, July 2008

Hey! Click the whale to check out a Flash animation my dear ol’ Halo Burger buddy, Mert, and I did for our friend Doug’s new venture, WhaleDrop.

Originally published in the Grand Rapids Business Journal, July 28, 2008

Originally published in the Grand Rapids Business Journal, July 21, 2008