Auchtoon!

Originally published in the Ann Arbor News, Bay City Times, Flint Journal, Grand Rapids Press, Jackson Citizen Patriot, Kalamazoo Gazette, Muskegon Chronicle, Saginaw News
March 24, 2013

It kind of got lost in the news shuffle last week, but in an amazing instance of honesty, the Republican National Committee put out a “what went wrong for us in 2012” report that actually self-reflected (which almost never happens in any big organization, government or otherwise). They squarely put a large part of the blame on themselves, which was, the concepts of conservatism are good but we do a lousy job of selling them. This is what I’ve been drawing about for years! Living within your means, self-reliance, grow slowly but consistently — sensible, positive ideas that are easily embraced. Instead in 2012, the GOP spent the majority of their time and money beating us over the head with how bad guys are plotting to take all our stuff. Fear is an even easier sell but it eventually gets tiresome you see the results. Why do Republicans consistently behave like Dick Cheney when they could embrace their inner Jerry Ford?

Case in point, in a lame duck session last December the Michigan legislature rammed through a right-to-work law. It was legal (despite continuing efforts by Democrats to find a legal loophole to prove otherwise), but it certainly violated the spirit of fairness and open debate. Now several unions, including those at Michigan universities, have been trying to lock in multiple year contracts before the law takes effect this month. Again, legal. Some have tried to set the terms of a new contract to, like, 10 years (whereas 3 would be more the norm) — that’s clearly violating the spirit of law. But getting a contract in before the new terms is understandable. Grouchy old Republicans in the Michigan legislature (aka, the pot calling the kettle black) were shocked at this violating of the spirit of the law and threatened to cut funding to universities who sign those contracts. And this is how you plan to win young voters in the next election?…

Originally published in the Ann Arbor News, Bay City Times, Flint Journal, Grand Rapids Press, Jackson Citizen Patriot, Kalamazoo Gazette, Muskegon Chronicle, Saginaw News
March 17, 2013

Last week, Carl Levin, the senior Senator from the great state of Michigan, announced that he will not seek a seventh term in 2014. So doing the math, that means that Levin has been a senator …forever (or almost as long as Strom Thurmond was, which was infinity). I like Levin. I rode on a plane from Detroit to Washington DC with him once. He rode in steerage with the rest of us schlubs. Rumpled shirt, tie askew, old tweed sportcoat, exceedingly bad combover — looking as uncomfortable as the rest of us but still shuffling through papers trying to get some work done. A man of the people. And by all accounts, smart and sincere. That’s pretty rare for any longtime politician. It will be interesting to see if Michigan gets anybody like him in 2014.

Originally published in the Ann Arbor News, Bay City Times, Flint Journal, Grand Rapids Press, Jackson Citizen Patriot, Kalamazoo Gazette, Muskegon Chronicle, Saginaw News
March 10, 2013

When those of advancing years begin to wistfully romance the past, my advice to younger folks is this: do your research.

Originally published in the Ann Arbor News, Bay City Times, Flint Journal, Grand Rapids Press, Jackson Citizen Patriot, Kalamazoo Gazette, Muskegon Chronicle, Saginaw News
March 3, 2013

Just one more shot at Mitt. Now I’m done.

Originally published in the Ann Arbor News, Bay City Times, Flint Journal, Grand Rapids Press, Jackson Citizen Patriot, Kalamazoo Gazette, Muskegon Chronicle, Saginaw News
February 24, 2013

This is one of those cartoons where I thought my point was very clear. (Which is, just as a parent leaving a family generally makes life more difficult, manufacturing leaving Detroit made life as a whole there much more difficult.) But after drawing it and seeing it in print, I realized two things. First, I could have executed the concept more effectively. It is visually …blah. (That kinda bummed me out.) And second, that it could be interpreted many different ways — depending on cultural, political, or religious viewpoint. (That made me happier because when readers bring their own baggage, there’s a much better chance of sparking a reaction or thought.)

Originally published in the Ann Arbor News, Bay City Times, Flint Journal, Grand Rapids Press, Jackson Citizen Patriot, Kalamazoo Gazette, Muskegon Chronicle, Saginaw News
February 17, 2013

So two weeks ago — the day I posted my cartoon about certain gun devotees going off the deep end with their paranoid mistrust of their democratically elected government — the leak about the White House seeking legal justification for assassinating US citizens with drones appeared in the news. Um, thanks guys. Thanks a whole lot. Reallllly helped my case….

But despite the sinister notion that President Obama may or may not be aiming a rocket at your head right now, I still maintain that it is not sensible to stockpile military-grade weapons as defense against a government that remains (as Lincoln so eloquently put it) “of the people by the people for the people.” And yet, I could not resist the opportunity to poke fun at my idealism with this week’s cartoon.

The corruption trial of former Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick wrapped up last week, and the jury is set to deliberate sentencing this week. From all evidence, Kilpatrick is a horrible person who lied and stole and stole and stole some more. All the while driving an already hurting community straight into the ground. But you can’t dismiss government as a whole because of Kilpatrick any more than you can dismiss capitalism as a whole because of Bernie Madoff (or football as a whole because of the Detroit Lions).

Now I’m just praying that later today the jury doesn’t find Kilpatrick innocent on all charges. That would really test my idealism….

Originally published in the Ann Arbor News, Bay City Times, Flint Journal, Grand Rapids Press, Jackson Citizen Patriot, Kalamazoo Gazette, Muskegon Chronicle, Saginaw News
February 10, 2013

Originally published in the Ann Arbor News, Bay City Times, Flint Journal, Grand Rapids Press, Jackson Citizen Patriot, Kalamazoo Gazette, Muskegon Chronicle, Saginaw News
February 3, 2013

Two specific inspirations for this week’s cartoon. The first was a bill that popped up in the Michigan Senate, Senate Bill 63, which would make “firearms, ammunition or accessories that are manufactured and sold in Michigan not be subject to federal regulations.” It is difficult to imagine a more cynical piece of legislation — attempting to defend Second Amendment rights by openly declaring our state as not subject to constitutional law. Hmmm…  The second was a Facebook posting that turned into a gun debate in the comments. Typically, I don’t subject myself to these. But I was taken with two guys in the thread — one who kept trying to bring the debate to a thoughtful discussion and another who was stunning in his volume of words and apparent depth of conviction. The stunning guy was arguing for guns, guns, and more guns and I found myself thinking, “Is it possible for somebody to be this ideologically passionate?” And then it occurred to me — yes, he’s full of fear. Or more specifically, fear bordering on paranoia.

Fear can drive us to do and say unreasonable things. And I don’t judge because we all have fear. But I think we would be all better off as a matter of public policy if we at some point acknowledge the fear but don’t let it drive us.

Originally published in the Ann Arbor News, Bay City Times, Flint Journal, Grand Rapids Press, Jackson Citizen Patriot, Kalamazoo Gazette, Muskegon Chronicle, Saginaw News
January 27, 2013

Last week in Michigan we had our first real taste of winter with sub-zero temps and a couple of nasty snowstorms. And with it came the usual jokes about how the world scientific community has it all wrong and the idea of global climate change is a bunch of hooey. (As if the world scientific community has some sort of motivation — and ability — to conspire to make this stuff up.)

Now I don’t want to get on my high horse about this. Well… maybe I want to, but I can’t. How can I when I got on my high John Deere tractor and belched carbon into the sky as I removed snow from neighborhood driveways? But I can say that I don’t think we should summarily dismiss the idea of man-made weather change based on a week’s weather. And to be fair, I won’t say anything about the mid-winter thunderstorm that kept me awake half of last night….

Originally published in the Ann Arbor News, Bay City Times, Flint Journal, Grand Rapids Press, Jackson Citizen Patriot, Kalamazoo Gazette, Muskegon Chronicle, Saginaw News
January 20, 2013

No real controversy here — the Detroit Auto Show looks to be a big success this year and the roads to get there are awful. That’s just the way it is. But look for some good fights in the coming months as the governor and state legislators figure out what to do about it. Turns out it takes money to fix roads….