Hey, Dad! The Zoo Called…

Originally published in the Grand Rapids Family magazine, August 2008
Comics and Comments from John Auchter

Originally published in the Grand Rapids Family magazine, August 2008

Originally published in the Grand Rapids Business Journal, August 18, 2008
I drew two comics for this issue of the Business Journal. This one and the one I posted last week. This is definitely the more “editorial” of the two, although even at that, it’s more “rah-rah” than biting political satire. To which I say, gimmie a break! It’s sweet summer, I was feeling all Olympicy, and the fact is that Michael Phelps did train at the University of Michigan. It’s not often “positive” and “Michigan” get anywhere near each other, so I won’t apologize. Especially with Lions football kicking off next month…

Originally published in the Grand Rapids Business Journal, August 18, 2008

Originally published in the Grand Rapids Business Journal, August 11, 2008
This one is a tribute to our cat, Cassaundra (aka, Poo!). I love her, and I think she loves me, but for 18 years now I get the distinct feeling she considers me a walking meat bag — a passably adequate servant who provides an occasional skritchin’, attends the litter box, and can be conveniently eaten if necessary.

Originally published in the Grand Rapids Business Journal, August 4, 2008
Okay, I will admit this is slightly strained, making a connection between Blackwater (a military consulting group) and FannieMae/FreddieMac (the psuedo-governmental mortgage banking whatever-they-ares). But it is true that both are benefiting by having the federal government throw bags of cash their way. And I’m not blaming them. Who refuses bags of cash? The other connection is the timeliness: Fan and Fred recently got bailed out and Erik Prince, founder/owner of Blackwater, is on a PR spin to manage Blackwater’s public perception — they are now a friendlier and more shiny with 50% less shooting people in the face. Prince is also a born and raised West Michigan guy, so the comic has that goin’ for it, which is nice.
Tune in next week when I tie together the Russian invasion of South Ossetia to rising Great Lake water levels. Weee!!!

Originally published in the Grand Rapids Family magazine, July 2008

Originally published in the Grand Rapids Business Journal, July 28, 2008

Originally published in the Grand Rapids Business Journal, July 21, 2008

Originally published in the Grand Rapids Business Journal, July 14, 2008
The only thing I want to add here is that I really, really hope this isn’t prophetic because I do a lot of work in the healthcare industry. But booms tend to bust, and there certainly is a lot of air pumping up the healthcare bubble right now….